tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4300049952095441772011-11-27T15:31:34.984-08:00Funny Real Estate JokesFunny Real Estate, Realtor, Agent, Lending, Finance, House, Home etc. Jokes, Videos, MisPrints, Pictures, Bloopers etc.kward101http://www.blogger.com/profile/04896499182222517274noreply@blogger.comBlogger161100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-430004995209544177.post-72289839477463103772010-01-04T15:12:00.000-08:002010-01-04T15:12:00.229-08:00Funny Real Estate Misprints<span style="color: #0a4e97;"><strong>Custom bitch cabinets. </strong>(birch<strong>)</strong></span><br /><br /><span style="color: #0a4e97;"><strong>Large heated poo in back yard.</strong> (pool)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: #0a4e97;"><strong>Large panty in kitchen.</strong> (pantry)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: #0a4e97;"><strong>Just lusted! </strong> (listed)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: #0a4e97;"><strong>Too many nice thongs to list.</strong> (things)</span><br /><br /><a href="http://funnyrealestatejokes.com/misprints/">MORE Funny MisPrints</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/430004995209544177-7228983947746310377?l=funny-real-estate-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kward101http://www.blogger.com/profile/04896499182222517274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-430004995209544177.post-56554014311764711232009-12-31T17:30:00.000-08:002009-12-31T17:32:53.619-08:00Master of fire!<span style="color: #0a4e97;">Skip to :15</span><br /><br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" height="320" width="445"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/uWUDnjIAK90&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="445" height="320" src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/uWUDnjIAK90&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://funnyrealestatejokes.com/funny-real-estate-videos/">MORE Funny Videos</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/430004995209544177-5655401431176471123?l=funny-real-estate-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kward101http://www.blogger.com/profile/04896499182222517274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-430004995209544177.post-13738500043390804962009-12-21T15:14:00.000-08:002009-12-21T15:14:00.526-08:00Obey Wife<div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jK4akujoLbE/SybD4it1tCI/AAAAAAAAACo/Mjx4qRe0T2w/s1600-h/Model+home.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" rs="true" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jK4akujoLbE/SybD4it1tCI/AAAAAAAAACo/Mjx4qRe0T2w/s320/Model+home.jpg" /></a><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Sign says "Pioneer Estates - Model Home Now Open"<br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://funnyrealestatejokes.com/">MORE Funny Real Estate</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/430004995209544177-9120210103895831304?l=funny-real-estate-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kward101http://www.blogger.com/profile/04896499182222517274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-430004995209544177.post-59088453667174371872009-12-15T13:19:00.000-08:002009-12-15T13:19:00.339-08:00House Cleaning - Cat Attacks Dog with Vacuum<object width="445" height="300"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/vf9wHkkNGUU&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/vf9wHkkNGUU&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="300"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://funnyrealestatejokes.com/">MORE Funny Real Estate</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/430004995209544177-5908845366717437187?l=funny-real-estate-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kward101http://www.blogger.com/profile/04896499182222517274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-430004995209544177.post-54449625151115629312009-12-14T15:19:00.000-08:002009-12-14T15:19:36.786-08:00In the rough<div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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display: block; height: 129px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 430px;" /><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jK4akujoLbE/SxrKatWgMOI/AAAAAAAAABY/7jLaHmU-k5g/s1600-h/Coons+all+574.jpg"></a><br /></div>My orphan baby Racoon friends Rascal, Foxy, Brat and Dart. Too small to survive and too cute to kick out in the cold. They grew up in my garage. I haven’t fed ‘em for a long time, but they still visit often. Guess it’s their childhood home. This summer, Dart (the shy one) walked right up and introduced me to her babies. One was shy, so she coaxed it out. She’s a good mom. Yesterday Brat followed my car in the garage and as soon as I opened the door he was climbing my leg just to say ”Hi”. Ken ;^)<br /><br /><a href="http://funnyrealestatejokes.com/">MORE funny stuff</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/430004995209544177-3747102658515955000?l=funny-real-estate-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kward101http://www.blogger.com/profile/04896499182222517274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-430004995209544177.post-90382077273854515402009-12-04T14:15:00.000-08:002009-12-04T14:17:31.581-08:00<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="445" height="320" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/Vijeg4uQuL4&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="445" height="320" src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/Vijeg4uQuL4&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="http://FunnyRealEstateJokes.com/funny-real-estate-videos">MORE Funny Videos</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/430004995209544177-9038207727385451540?l=funny-real-estate-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kward101http://www.blogger.com/profile/04896499182222517274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-430004995209544177.post-10087030890767780402009-12-04T12:34:00.000-08:002009-12-05T13:51:11.518-08:00<object height="364" width="445"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/lC86d9Jm0Vc&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/lC86d9Jm0Vc&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="http://www.funnyrealestatejokes.com/">MORE Funny Real Estate</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/430004995209544177-1008703089076778040?l=funny-real-estate-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kward101http://www.blogger.com/profile/04896499182222517274noreply@blogger.com0